I lost my gold bikini in 2003

Posted by walterohotels on May 11, 2012 · Leave a Comment 

My days as a Gold Coast Metermaid are far behind me, I no longer have luscious long locks, buns of steel, a pet cockatoo and live in a garage. Nor do I compete in Von Zipper modelling competitions because I have nothing better to do with my time or get to ride the Fly Coaster for free. My full … Continue reading →

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